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About

Becca writes this blog. She is 18 and enjoys a certain ardor for computers, writing, running, and the Internet. Her nickname is Bam, hence the domain name. She does not live in Amsterdam.

She is vegetarian but eats fish. Doesn’t get scared, rather “startled,” as in “I only screeched because you startled me, not because I was scared.” Can speak and read Latin; naturally, she thinks men in togas are sexy. She also likes puns and food and car chases in action movies. She doesn’t like olives. Not that olives have any relevance to anything at all.

Becca is willing to try anything once, as long as it’s not jumping off of a bridge or something equally unintelligent. She’s very content with her life and everything in it. She adores television and other astoundingly awful wastes of time (e.g. YouTube videos). She collects rubber ducks. No real reason why. But at least you know what to get her for her birthday.