Turbo Puns!

My friends and I made these up ourselves. If you think they are dumb, then I agree with you wholeheartedly. If you have a good pun (or even an awful one), comment below and I’ll add it! HIGHLIGHT TO READ ANSWER- enjoy!

Q: What do mountains use to hear with?
A: MountainEERS!

Q: What are your feet’s favorite food?
A: TomaTOES!

Q: What was Abe Lincoln’s favorite thing to eat for dinner?
A: the SPAGHETTYsburg Address!

Q: What is Boo Radley’s favorite drink?
A: Tequila mockingbird!

Q: How do you contact a prisoner?
A: Call the cell!

Admit it, you laughed.

About

Becca writes this blog. She is 18 and enjoys a certain ardor for computers, writing, running, and the Internet. Her nickname is Bam, hence the domain name. She does not live in Amsterdam.

She is vegetarian but eats fish. Doesn’t get scared, rather “startled,” as in “I only screeched because you startled me, not because I was scared.” Can speak and read Latin; naturally, she thinks men in togas are sexy. She also likes puns and food and car chases in action movies. She doesn’t like olives. Not that olives have any relevance to anything at all.

Becca is willing to try anything once, as long as it’s not jumping off of a bridge or something equally unintelligent. She’s very content with her life and everything in it. She adores television and other astoundingly awful wastes of time (e.g. YouTube videos). She collects rubber ducks. No real reason why. But at least you know what to get her for her birthday.

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